
"Yeah. But I'm disappointed."
"Why?"
"Because we didn't win 20 million dollars."
"???"
"In my dream. I was flying a really crappy spaceship with some guys from Star Trek and I won 20 million dollars and I was excited because I could afford to fix my spaceship."
"Ah. Have you ever actually watched Star Trek?"
"Not in the last 20 years. I don't even like sci-fi."
"Very good. Go on."
"And I was going to repair my parents' water tower, because it got all shot up by some guys with rifles. But then I decided to put in running water for them."
"How nice of you."
"But then I woke up and was like, Darn, we don't have 20 million dollars. I guess I can't buy that motorcycle. Or repair my spaceship."
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