I have to admit, I'm not into football at all, professional or otherwise. The only time I cared about football was when I was in highschool and my friends were on the team and I was a water girl.
But then Jeff married Heather, who is a bona fide Buckeye. She and her family love everything Ohio State, and they love their football team with a love that is pure and holy. At Jeff and Heather's wedding I adopted Heather's grandparents as my own, and they agreed to adopt me, too. And the boys! So Grandma Ruby and Grandpa Leo sent Buckeye wear for Judah and Micah so that they would be "raised right." So here they are, in all their glory. And I'm just waiting for the day when a true Buckeye fan stops me and comments on their clothes, and I will have to admit that I know less than nothing about how Ohio State's doing this season. And then I will go directly to the mortuary and pick out my tombstone, because the Wrath of the Buckeyes will surely descend on me and end my pathetic, non-football-loving existence.
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Kristy, how did Judah get to be that old? Was I really gone that long? We need to get together!!
At least yours aren't afraid of what G&G sent! Sophie cries at the fight song that the Buckeye cheerleader bear does! We could be disowned if it becomes widely known that the children are afraid of Brutus!
Yeah, Judah wouldn't go near him at first, either. But now he thinks it's funny.
propaganda and brainwashing
It's the American way!
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