4.14.2005

Hollywood Babies

Currently listening to: The Beach Boys, 20 Good Vibrations (I know, how typically southern California of me. But you should see the weather here!! I'm loving the heat and the sun, especially after all that rain we got this year.)
Reminds me of: Coming home after school when I was in about 10th grade, throwing a Beach Boys tape in my walkman, and taking a nap on the swing in our backyard.

There are a lot of scary things happening in the world lately, and I know that crazy things happen every day. But yesterday the scariest headline that I saw on CNN was the one announcing that Britney Spears is pregnant. !!!!!! What, the world needs another one of her? I am so scared to see her being a mother. Can you just see it? Do you think she'll carry the baby around in a designer bag like her chihuahua? And will the baby wear a diamond studded collar like the dog? Does she realize that babies are not just accessories? She can't just get rid of it when she gets bored. I'm reminded of one of my favorite lines from that classic movie, Clueless:
Cher: I wanna do something good for humanity.
Josh: Have you considered sterilization?
Okay, maybe that was mean. But seriously: Britney Spears as a mother? You've gotta be kidding me. Is it just me, or does she do something drastic like this every time she needs a little publicity boost?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I agree. It IS frightening.

Here’s hoping Britney has invested wisely so that her child may have the best therapy money can buy.